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My Cat Thinks My Hair is SPAGHETTI! (Help!)

by · July 29, 2024

Ever feel like your cat sees you as a walking, talking food dispenser? Yeah, me too. My new cat, let’s call him Noodles (for reasons that’ll become clear), seems to think my hair is some kinda gourmet spaghetti just begging to be slurped. It’s driving me bonkers!

He’s got this annoying habit – when he’s hungry, he turns into a furry little hair vacuum cleaner. He’s always been a bit…intense, but this takes the biscuit!

The other night, it reached peak crazy.

Picture this: I’m chilling on the sofa, scrolling through cat memes (naturally), when BAM! Noodles uses my head as a launchpad to get to my hair. From the COFFEE TABLE! My forehead still hasn’t forgiven me.

Sound familiar? You’re not alone! Let’s untangle this hairy situation and teach Noodles (and your own little hair-obsessed gremlin) some manners.

Why Does My Cat Eat My Hair? (And Attack My Head!?)

First things first, let’s channel our inner Cesar Millan and understand the root of the problem. Cats do weird stuff, that’s a given. But there’s always a reason:

  • Kitten Instincts: Remember, Noodles is new to the pack. If he’s a youngster, he might still be figuring out boundaries. Kittens lick and bite as part of play, and sometimes they just don’t know their own strength.
  • Attention Seeker: Some cats are like furry little drama queens. Noodles might be hair-chomping to get a reaction out of you. Even negative attention is still attention, right?
  • Stress or Boredom: A stressed or bored cat is a destructive cat. If Noodles isn’t getting enough mental or physical stimulation, he might resort to chewing on your lovely locks out of pure frustration.
  • Medical Reasons: Okay, this one’s a bit more serious. Sometimes, excessive licking or chewing can indicate a medical issue, like dental problems or nutritional deficiencies. If you’re ever in doubt, always check with your vet.

My Cat Bites My Hair When Hungry: Is This Normal?

So, Noodles goes full-on hair-monster when his tummy rumbles. Is this… a thing?

Kinda. Cats are creatures of habit. If Noodles has learned that bugging you equals food, he’ll keep doing it. He’s trained YOU to be his personal chef!

How to Stop a Cat from Eating Your Hair: A Step-by-Step Guide

Don’t worry, you don’t have to resign yourself to a life of hair-pulling and surprise attacks. Here’s how to restore order in the pack:

  1. Establish Boundaries (and Stick to Them): Noodles needs to learn that your head is NOT a climbing frame, and your hair is most definitely OFF the menu. When he gets nibbly, give him a firm “No!” or “Off!” You’re the pack leader, remember?
  2. Ignore the Hair Chomping: As hard as it is, resist the urge to react when Noodles gets munchy. Any attention, even negative, can reinforce the behavior. Calmly move away or gently put him down.
  3. Redirect, Redirect, Redirect: Have a toy on hand to distract Noodles when he makes a beeline for your hair. A fishing rod toy or a puzzle feeder can work wonders in those moments of temptation.
  4. Enrichment is Key: A bored cat is a naughty cat. Make sure Noodles has plenty of things to keep him entertained: scratching posts, climbing trees, interactive toys – you name it.
  5. Feeding Time = Training Time: Don’t give in to Noodles’ demands! Feed him on a schedule, not when he’s frantically trying to nibble your scalp.
  6. Rule Out Medical Issues: If Noodles’ hair-eating seems excessive or out of character, it’s always wise to consult with your vet. They can rule out any underlying medical conditions that might be contributing to the behaviour.
  7. Patience is a Virtue (and You Need a Lot of it!): Changing a cat’s behaviour takes time and consistency. Be patient, don’t give up, and remember that you’re the pack leader!

Living With a Hair-Obsessed Cat: You’ve Got This!

Remember, you’re not alone in this. Dealing with a cat who thinks your hair is a tasty snack is a common problem. The key is to be patient, consistent, and firm.

And hey, if all else fails, you can always invest in a good hat. Just kidding! (Or am I…?)

Got any tips for dealing with a hair-obsessed feline? Share your stories and advice in the comments below!

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